I spoke before about the humour gap between Australians and the Philippines. Again this was down to cultural differences with Philippines being so close and associated to the U.S and their humour. Whereas, Australia is very associated to the British style of humour.
So here are some Pinoy jokes that you may—-or may not find funny.
The Philippine presidents flying in a plane.
GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make at
least 1 Filipino happy?
CORY: but my dear, why don’t you throw 2 checks for half a million each and
thus make 2 Filipinos happy?
RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make
four Filipinos happy?
And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out:
“but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and
make all the Filipinos happy?”
Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today?
Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard
” GLUE STICK ”
Father : God bless u son !!
Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The
Prisoner: “Any Last Wish?”
Prisoner: Yes.. I Want To Update My Facebook Status
She had a Coca-Cola body
too bad it was the 2-Liter version.
Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio …hahahhahaa
A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,”are these ur babies?
“No I’m a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints..
Daughter: mom. . My boyfriend doesn’t believe in heaven and hell.
Mom: alright. . You marry your bf and let him experience heaven in you. . I’ll take care of the hell part.
A chinese lady cant speak english
at the grocery she wanted to buy beef leg, she showed her legs
next day she needed chicken breast, she showed her breast
3rd day she brought along her husband becoz she wanted sausage
what did she do?
her husband can speak english…
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”!
idiot guy on phone: Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
idiot guy: No this is her husband speaking.
A man buys a lie detector robot w/c slaps ppol hu lie. He decides 2 test it during dinner.
DAD: Son, where wer u 2day during skul hrs?
SON: @ School. Robot slaps son!
SON: Ok, I lied, I went 2d movies.
DAD: W/c one?
SON: Toy Story.
Robot slaps son agen!
SON: Ok, it was porn.
DAD: Wat?! Wen I ws ur age, I didn’t even know wat porn was. Robot slaps Dad!
MOM: 4giv him dear, after all he’s ur son. Robot slaps mom! hehe..